19.01.2012

You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

How fucked are you?

>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

I think I’ll be ok.

Reblog and post results!

  1. 247-akhbar reblogged this from jbriner
  2. lewesde reblogged this from catbountry
  3. beautyinmylife reblogged this from brakes and added:
    >It’s a wastepaper basket that displays a slideshow of pictures At least I’ll look back at the good memories as I starve...
  4. dagny-cv-buen338 reblogged this from jbriner
  5. treehouseboat reblogged this from mischa-linden and added:
    It’s a hearing aid that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! NICE. I’ll hear danger coming from miles away while...
  6. wubbledu reblogged this from jafrenchrevolution and added:
    It’s a toilet seat that has sleek curves! It comes in seven different colours and walks on three mechanical legs. i...
  7. demyandere reblogged this from raeii and added:
    It’s a billboard! It can be bolted onto a riot shield! WELP…
  8. raeii reblogged this from miraclemodus and added:
    It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
  9. liwarz reblogged this from vworp-goes-the-tardis and added:
    slices vegetables...obeys simple instructions. Well…..
  10. temperedaries reblogged this from koropendora and added:
    It’s a suppository that’s unbreakable! It makes reassuring noises and keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks. …..gross....
  11. classicpop reblogged this from blazindowntheriver
  12. blazindowntheriver reblogged this from c-c-chuck and added:
    It’s like a normal suitcase, but it contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Well….if there’s a specific article on...
  13. rasputinshead reblogged this from thebreadhood and added:
    It’s a skateboard that’s guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month, improves blood clotting and moulds vegetables....
  14. mayelisa reblogged this from meeya87 and added:
    explodes when dropped!...tracks its position...keeps your...
  15. kazuyaaoshima reblogged this from latenightiridescence and added:
    It’s a pair of trousers that runs on compressed air! It dehumidifies the air. …. oh
  16. guardyanangel reblogged this from hehangs and added:
    It’s a riot shield that has a leopardskin print and believes itself to be self-aware.. …Maybe if I make friends with it,...
  17. rosedelsol reblogged this from latenightiridescence and added:
    It’s an earring that’s great for hammering in nails, is audible only to dogs and makes reassuring noises. Hot utterly...
  18. latenightiridescence reblogged this from hehangs and added:
    It’s a telephone that produces 240v of electricity and can be used by children. At least I have a weapon, and in the...
  19. darkpinkhanky reblogged this from hehangs
  20. hehangs reblogged this from nubpher and added:
    an alcoholic drink!...unblocks drains! At least...won’t care...
  21. oh-coco reblogged this from justonemoment and added:
    It’s a fusebox that’s solar-powered, automatically updates your weblog when used and extends at the touch of a button....
  22. nubpher reblogged this from justonemoment and added:
    It’s like a normal wastepaper basket, but it can speak twelve languages.
  23. tal9000 reblogged this from kantala and added:
    It’s a chocolate bar! It automatically updates your weblog when used! Welp.
  24. justonemoment reblogged this from pot8tosexual and added:
    It’s a robotic dog that keeps food warm! It has been featured in Star Trek and connects to the Internet. I mean....
  25. pot8tosexual reblogged this from kantala and added:
    It’s a new type of vegetable that asks trivia questions. Yeah well let’s be honest, that was pretty much expected.
  26. kantala reblogged this from tchy and added:
    It’s a chainsaw that has no moving parts, glows at night and has sleek curves. :D awesome
  27. thejackofcrackedglass reblogged this from idiosyncraticparadox and added:
    believes itself to be self-aware!...biodegradable. Interesting…
  28. saltwatercrocodile reblogged this from spagglespeak and added:
    It’s a belt buckle! It cannot be moved! i i can feel my victory from here
  29. ungracefulswann reblogged this from puppyscruffy1 and added:
    It’s a feather duster that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours! It pushes things down staircases. lmao
  30. puppyscruffy1 reblogged this from sexlock and added:
    It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology. Holy fucking...
  31. imsoweirdimnotanitimanith reblogged this from cunningarborist and added:
    It’s a parachute that stays exactly where you leave it! It has adverts on the side and plays light music. Stays where I...
  32. destructive-creativity reblogged this from theherooflegend and added:
    may cause drowsiness.
  33. reddeadquiroga reblogged this from theherooflegend and added:
    shoots laser beams...has been blessed by...priest. I FUCKING...
  34. theherooflegend reblogged this from flutterunshy and added:
    It’s a penknife that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It obeys simple instructions and makes you invisible. Sounds...
  35. flutterunshy reblogged this from azoicennead and added:
    It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater. Fuck. Yes.
  36. azoicennead reblogged this from waffleawful and added:
    It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny! … Shit.
  37. shinjumaou reblogged this from robotic-apocalypse and added:
    used to scrape ice off...assembled from common household parts. Um… Quite.
  38. vulpinus reblogged this from girlthehero
  39. gynemimetophilia reblogged this from dovekiie and added:
    It’s an iMac that hums incessantly! Whelp. I’m pretty sure suicide is the only way out of this one.
  40. dovekiie reblogged this from orenjikisses and added:
    It’s a unicycle! It vibrates! ……….looks like I’m staying in my room for a while.
  41. dreamyilia reblogged this from sironic and added:
    Design #1785123975 It’s a screwdriver that will not work outside of the UK and has a human brain inside.
  42. cunningarborist reblogged this from jbriner and added:
    It’s a samurai sword that’s powered by a single hamster! Sure why not.
  43. twosideddestiny reblogged this from wantstobelieve and added:
    >It’s a pair of underpants that can be used by the whole family, makes you invisible and doesn’t need batteries. Oh,...
  44. natleimas reblogged this from lapirin and added:
    warm at night…Okay, I guess. Time...catch up on my Dr. Who~